Monday, April 9, 2007

What New Restaurateurs Have for Easter Dinner

  • Pork lo mein
  • Beef with broccoli
  • Shredded szechuan chicken
  • Steamed rice

Somewhere around 9:00p, choose these or other items from takeout menu. Phone restaurant and place order for delivery. Provide credit card number and expiration date. Wait patiently for doorbell to ring. Eat on sofa while wearing pajamas. Plan to, most likely, repeat on Easter Monday with leftovers.

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